Yes, I am aware it is early to be doing this. However, a well-executed plan requires planning. (see? plan - planning?)
so, here are my brainstormed ideas for April fools day at the office, mostly pranks on my boss:
1) Everyone shows up naked at work (clothes in their cars, of course)
Actually, on second thought, I would not benefit from this. There is not one person in the office I would like to see naked. Instead, everyone calls in sick and doesn't show up.
2) Everyone switches offices without telling the bossman, then goes about their business as if that has ALWAYS been their office and he is insane.
3) Swap regular coffee for decaf for the entire week before April Fools. Just when you get everyone detoxed, switch to espresso on April Fools and watch everyone go crazy on caffiene highs. Alternative: Add crack to the coffee.
4) sprinkle fire ants liberally in people's keyboards
5) Take the rollers off people's chairs
6) randomly call everyone's extension, faking a british accent, and ask where the lu is. When they say they know it's you, tell them there must be some mistake - God save the queen! and hang up.
7) move your office to the filing room in order to "make things more convenient". Take up smoking - in your boss's office.
8) Shawn came up with this one - bring multiple changes of clothes. Every 10 minutes go to the bathroom and put on a new outfit
9)Bring a load of feral cats to the office. Release. Bring a load of feeder mice to the office. Release. Watch chaos ensue.
10) Order COD deliveries of port-a-potties
11) Send emails from my boss to everyone explaining that they are fired. Have them delayed sent so he is in the office when they are sent out.
12) Write and send a resignation letter from co-worker's computer to boss. Delayed send so it arrives after the co-worker is in the office.
13) Make an office treat - brownies with exlax. Variation: brownies with hash
14) Hide everyone's keys in one person's office. (Not yours)
15) Order strippers. Use co-worker's name. Send to boss's office.
16) Pop off various keys on everyone's keyboard
17) Don't show up at work. Send a ransom note for yourself via messenger instead. Wait for money to arrive in bank account. Drink martinis while waiting.
18) hide alarm clocks throughout the office set to go off at 5 minute intervals. Pretend you don't hear them when they start going off and that the person hearing them is nuts.
19) start a small fire behind your building burning trash or something. Wait for fire department to come. Stealthily creep away and say loudly to your co-worker that you told them it would not be a good idea to save on trash costs by burning trash.
20) Go online to hig-pressure and high-liklihood-to-follow-up-via-phone businesses. Fill in contact information for people in your office. give them the office number to call and tell them you're VERY interested and they should call the following day.
21) Steal people's cell phones and change the ringers
22) go to co-worker's computer and open up their browsers to porn. Also, change their screensavers to porn. Advise boss that you innocently went into their office and you were highly offended by what you saw. Wait for boss to fire them. Snicker and watch.
23) Add black food coloring to the coffee. Admire everyone's black teeth.
24) Shave your head and tell everyone you have joined the neo-nazi movement and they should too. Brandish a gun for effect. Make sure to keep the safety on.
25) Get police caution tape. String it accross the doors. Make a chalk outline of yourself on the concrete. Lay in outline in unnatural position with ketchup all over you. Wait for screaming.
26) Set alarm for motion sensor. When someone walks in the hall and sets it off yell "GOTCHA!"
Repeat.
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